Artie,
When I first read this thread, I noted the requirement to eschew clouds. When I later read this thread, well, you get the idea.
Ah, the ravages of time and tide doth take its toll.
I think you're giving away too much to both time and the tide, Harv.
The likelier answer is that your head is inextricably stuck in the clouds. (I've always wondered if your avatar was inspired by "Smilin' Jack;" it's been a lot of of years, but something rings a bell. )
