I can support my theory by citing correspondence I've received directly from the aliens.
Your addenda, while also true, are, nonetheless, mere speculation.
Not mere speculation. That cabal was located in a pizza parlor in Brooklyn. The speculation is that Hillary Clinton was leading it.
In that case, she's got her tracks well covered. I've never seen her do anything other than eat pizza.
Hmmm... I wonder if she and Ciro (the pizza "slinger") are passing messages back and forth in the grated cheese? Maybe all those times it looks stringy are because it's really long, thin strips of paper. She does linger over her cheese for an awful long time.
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In Memory of Harv: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire