A friend sent the following....sound about right to me.


If Trump were Captain of the Titanic:


- There isn't any iceberg

- It’s a fake iceberg

- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean

- People say it's the biggest iceberg

- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon

- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg

- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly

- I knew from the beginning there was an iceberg, long before people called it an iceberg

- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg

- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats

- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them

- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors

- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats

- I really don't think we need that many lifeboats

- We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats

- The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship

- Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg

- I'm an expert on icebergs I've got lots of friends who deal with icebergs, some of the best, really good ice people who know ice

- Summer will come and the iceberg will disappear, it will go away, like magic


ryck

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