Before you look - and recoil - I would like to place on record my firm belief in the adage that "A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind".

You ain't seen the half of it!

Printer spill


iMac (Retina 5K, 27-inch, 2017); 3.8 GHz Intel Core i5; 2TB HD; 64 GB 2400 MHz DDR4 RAM; Radeon Pro 580 8 GB. iPad Pro 10.5" Model MPME2B/A with 512GB capacity; iPhone SE 2020 256GB