Not to put too fine a point on it, but some of which appears in these august forums [fora?] often has the character of The Surrealist Compliment Generator.
Following are a few selections from same:
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.
Such meals that you cook! Certainly your kitchen is overrun with pestilence and vermin!
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
Wallets of fur would bombard a triassic keychain rather than dialyse in your equable fishtank.


I commend the site to your irrelevance. smirk