I've now downloaded the combo updater and security update using the link in Grelber's post #48698. Thanks for that! I'm surprised that Apple didn't delete it.
I'm still debating whether or not to install this on my main boot drive. I'll probably try installing it on another HD just to be safe. If it works out okay, then I'll put it on my main HD.
grelber's linked d/l's are
useless without an existing El Cap installation; they can't be "installed" anywhere, because they're merely updates. (They haven't been deleted because people are still doing fresh El Cap installs.)
CALL APPLECARE! (It's a free call, and it's almost painless, because they'll now call you back and save you from waiting on hold.)