This is supposedly a historical Trump tweet from 2015-02-25 12:27 — proffered by Bill Maher:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
If the Dow Joans [sic] ever falls more than 1000 "points" in a Single Day the sitting president should be "loaded" into a very big cannon and Shot into the sun at TREMENDOUS SPEED! No Excuses!

Dare we hope?!