And there you have it!

WannaCry ransomers have to be dumber than a sack of hammers. Probably upwards of 99% of the world's population has never heard of Bitcoin, much less has a clue how to manipulate same.

As Trevor Noah (The Daily Show) opined on last night's broadcast — worth a boo on Comedy Central — the ransomers would need a helpline to walk potential ransom-payers through it.