Continuing in the vein of the hypothetical ...
And getting back to reality, once you're busted, (Edit: you're busted, and) neither lack of intent nor even innocence will save you from having to talk and perhaps even pay your way out of it.
The reality is that,
given the premises I stated, such can never happen. So let's just drop this.
The
reality is that given those premises it can never happen to
you, but it could happen to someone dumb enough to like and execute your "cute" idea.
Accordingly, a complete discussion of potential consequences is not unwarranted.