Perhaps the best solution is to become a breatharian.
That actually happened a couple of decades back, where else but here in the San Francisco Bay Area. A young man created the Breatharian Institute where he taught ($$) you how to live on air. He got considerable press, appeared on local morning shows and developed a small following. Karmically he was caught coming out of a 7-11 with a handful of Twinkies. His response: "I never said I lived
only on air."
At least some of us are having fun.
