I have learned to love football (soccer to you septics) Typo or Freudian slip?  Cockney rhyming slang. Dog and bone = phone; plates of meat = feet; septic tank = yank. You just use the first word of the phrase in a sentence. Yeah, I know. I used to prefer that my mate call me a Chieftain, not a septic...
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