At one time, chocolate was supposed to cause acne (I'm not making this up) and be too fatty to be good.
Yes, my mom used to yell at me about chocolate all the time. Once, when I was in 4th grade, she yelled at me about it affecting my complexion while driving me to school. I had the triumphal last laugh a couple hours later when she came back to take me home because I had measles.
