The static charges began when I switched from one of those dense gym mats we used back in high school to a new one with a synthetic fabric covering, even before I began running a DEhumidifier, and they stopped when I got this new MBP, so I guess it's somehow Apple's doing.
Grounding is such a BASIC design concept that I'm surprised it could be improved upon...or even have needed improvement in the first place.
The new Great Equalizer is the SEND button.
In Memory Of Harv: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire