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What did tech support say?
#33916 04/22/15 12:18 AM
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Re: What did tech support say?
jchuzi #33917 04/22/15 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted By: jchuzi

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...Mr Hinch "shot the darn thing" when ctrl+alt+delete - the traditional method used to re-boot computers - "consistently did not work"....

That's a PC command.

(He initially tried to beat it to death with linguini, but it was a survivor, so he went extreme. grin )


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jchuzi #33919 04/22/15 10:00 AM
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The article says "A judge is due to decide what penalty he will receive."

Really? There's a penalty for shooting a Windows machine?


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ryck #33921 04/22/15 10:54 AM
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The penalty would be for unauthorized discharge of a gun. Shooting a Windows machine incurs a reward. wink


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Originally Posted By: ryck
The article says "A judge is due to decide what penalty he will receive."

Really? There's a penalty for shooting a Windows machine?


Smacks of justifiable homicide to me.


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Pendragon #33924 04/22/15 12:33 PM
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here on the radio the announcer is referring to it as an "execution". smile


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Virtual1 #33925 04/22/15 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By: Virtual1
here on the radio the announcer is referring to it as an "execution". smile
Maybe that's what the Windows extension .exe means. grin


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jchuzi #33929 04/22/15 03:46 PM
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smile

Microsoft is giving him a 5% discount on the release of Windows 10.

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Originally Posted By: jchuzi
Originally Posted By: Virtual1
here on the radio the announcer is referring to it as an "execution". smile
Maybe that's what the Windows extension .exe means. grin


ok so if the software is executable, so is the computer?


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Virtual1 #33937 04/22/15 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By: Virtual1
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here on the radio the announcer is referring to it as an "execution". smile
Maybe that's what the Windows extension .exe means. grin


ok so if the software is executable, so is the computer?

Neither really needs to be executed. Both are DOA!


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artie505 #34044 04/29/15 09:53 AM
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I just realized what happened. I figure that he called tech support but the "specialist" didn't speak English very well and what he meant to say was "BOOT the computer".


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jchuzi #34246 05/13/15 01:21 AM
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That's why you need a license (to run Windows.)

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jchuzi #34258 05/13/15 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By: jchuzi
I just realized what happened. I figure that he called tech support but the "specialist" didn't speak English very well and what he meant to say was "BOOT the computer".


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