.... you start any sentence with, "I probably shouldn't say this, but....."
.... you don't know that "cutting tax expenditures" is a euphemism for tax hikes.
.... you're an atheist who demands proof of God's existence from believers. Extra feckless credit for anyone
who thinks that argument is ever won or lost.
.... someone doesn't grasp the point you think you're making, and you accuse them of willful misconstruction -- or stupidity.
.... you buy the first version of anything Apple produces.
.... you spend a lot of time at the gym now, in order to extend the amount of time you'll spend in the nursing home later.
.... you sit around thinking up things that make other
people feckless idiots instead of doing the knee exercises your doctor prescribed.
So many oxen to gore, so little time!