Why are you complaining, Ryck? I know for a fact (dutifully reported by the National Enquirer) that Bigfoot was shot with a .22 and is recovering in the same hospital as Elvis.
I am reminded of a radio documentary I heard (about 35 years ago) about tabloids. The radio producers had interviewed some people who had been tabloid writers. I don't recall the specific names but I remember the gist of one writer's response when asked about 'fictional accounts'. He related one event.
He had written a couple of stories for the same issue of a tabloid, but the Editor had a complaint. "You've got Frank Sinatra punching out a waiter in London in this story, but in this one you have him dating this starlet in Rome at the same time."
"Oh, no problem. Just change the name in the waiter story to Ernest Borgnine."
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