Feckless Nitwits - 08/06/11 12:00 PM
For a change of pace ...
I'm working up a riff about stupid, inconsiderate people and their behaviors (along the lines of "You might be a redneck if ...").
Any peeves or suggestions would be gratefully received and thoughtfully considered.
Here's a start:
You know you're a feckless nitwit (or thoughtless numbskull or mindless a-hole or dim-witted douchebag) if ...
... you're 20-something and have a big truck for no good reason.
... you have a cellphone/iPod/iPad and no money.
... your only 'life' is on Facebook.
... you park in a disabled space and aren't.
... you take up two metered parking spaces and only pay for one.
... your RV is bigger than your primary residence.
... you have cable and/or broadband and can't feed your kids.
... your car's stereo system cost more than the car.
I'm working up a riff about stupid, inconsiderate people and their behaviors (along the lines of "You might be a redneck if ...").
Any peeves or suggestions would be gratefully received and thoughtfully considered.
Here's a start:
You know you're a feckless nitwit (or thoughtless numbskull or mindless a-hole or dim-witted douchebag) if ...
... you're 20-something and have a big truck for no good reason.
... you have a cellphone/iPod/iPad and no money.
... your only 'life' is on Facebook.
... you park in a disabled space and aren't.
... you take up two metered parking spaces and only pay for one.
... your RV is bigger than your primary residence.
... you have cable and/or broadband and can't feed your kids.
... your car's stereo system cost more than the car.