The Aftermath of Covid 19
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.
Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting
and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from
Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee
it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.
I'm getting tired of Los Livingrooms.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer
for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same
teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
